Facebook-ed

Oh what’s this Facebook?

I am on Orkut already. Who needs Facebook.

Ok what the heck, another social networking site. Let’s make an account. No harm done.

Oh, what’s this HOMEPAGE?

Who wants to know what everybody else is doing.

Ok maybe it’s not such a bad idea.

Ohhhhh…. Nice.

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha… that was a funny video.

Ok dude so you went to Goa. Am I really going to see 139 pictures of you in your ganji?

She’s in a relationship? With HIM? Women have NO choice these days.

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Sidin Vadukut is so funny. But his book is lousy.

So how exactly does he operate in an open relationship?

Wow! Manchester United won another game. Now the fans will like each other’s status messages and kill every other team in the league. These guys are so cool.

Like. Like. Like. Like. Like. Like. Like. Like. Like. Like. Like. Like. Like. Like. Like.

(After looking up the cute chick in office on Facebook) Oh, she has a boyfriend. As usual.

Facebook chat sucks. Seriously dude. Nowhere close to Gtalk.

25 people liked ‘I used to talk near the table fan to hear my robot voice.’ Oh so you’re a retard and you’re not alone and you’re showing that off? Nicely done.

The fatass of my class went to the US. For studies. On a grant. Oh.

Why do all these oldies type with the Caps Lock key on?

My dad and mom are on Facebook. Oh shit oh shit oh shit. Hide the albums. Change relationship status to ‘Single’.

Oh, he got married. Must like and must comment on the relationship status change. Half the people don’t mean it anyways.

Oh, nice status message. Must like. At least.

Yes dude, we can see you’re holding the camera and clicking a self-picture. Poser!

To be continued...